Why does overeating only work for brunch?

Apparently ice cream + cookies right before bed leads to crazy dreams and sugar hangovers the next morning.  I'm never eating sugar again.  I think I'll stick to bloody marys and pancakes and overeating early in the day from now on.  Maybe an exception for Sandra Dee's.

I had brunch at the Shady Lady two Sundays ago, for my (for now) usual bacon, pancakes, and bloody mary.  I had the BEST pickled green bean in my bloody mary.  It was the single best thing I've ever tasted.  I think I'm going to get a tattoo of a pickled green bean.  You think I'm joking, but I now have a strawberry tattoo, and I don't even like strawberries that much (Thanks, Trud's).  See below:

Anyways, after brunch Ben and I saw Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, further evidence to support the hypothesis that the only movies Ben and I both enjoy are really, really weird.